Mustache Wednesday VI

Mustache Duck Tape?!?! Soooo excited to use this on a care package to my favorite peeps! I found this at Walmart (not my favorite store but I happened to be in there). Be sure to look for some near you!

Mustache Wednesday V

Can you believe it's already Mustache Wednesday V?! Wow time flies. Today's little gem is from Digby & Iona online store. I present to you:

The Inspector Clouseau Necklace

Such a dapper 'stache! Happy Wednesday everyone!

Mustache Wednesday IV

A perfect gift for any groom...

Aren't these awesome?! I think cuff links should be worn more often, and these would be a perfect addition to anyone's link collection.

Happy Mustache Wednesday!

Mustache Wednesday III

Mustaches aren't just for your face!

May I introduce you to:

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Now your fancy whips can also ride in style with their very own staches! Choose from a variety of different colors to match your vehicle's mood. Great for tailgating!

I know, these are a little silly and perhaps over the top but I'm sure you can think of someone that needs one of these for Christmas :-{] 

 

Mustache Wednesday II

Welcome to the 2nd edition of Mustache Wednesday! View Mustache Wednesday I here.

Today's mustache product is for the dogs (literally). I give you HUMUNGA STACHE by our friends at Moody Pet.

This toy creates an amusing doggy stash when your pet has it set firmly between their teeth. There is nothing more entertaining then seeing your favorite pooch with a fantastic handlebar mustache. I don't think this would ever get old to me.

 

Be sure to head over to Moody Pet to view some of their other fantastic pooch products including the Humunga Lips and the Humunga Tongue! 



Mustache Wednesday I

As stated before I admit to being a STACHIST meaning I commit to the political organization of Mustaches for 'Merica. On this blog Wednesdays shall hence forth be known as Mustache Wednesdays!

Toady let's highlight a wonderful mustache product that is an oldie but a goodie, just to get the ball rolling. This might be one of the only mustache products I don't currently own. Time to remedy that!

MUSTACHE PINT GLASS









Be sure to check out Bread and Badger for other great products!





I admit to being a STACHIST

There is no explanation as to where my fascination came for the stash but for my love I am not abashed. So here it is, in all its glory a quick hairy poem, or mustache story…



How I wish I could grow a mustache,
so that people could see me as cool.
With a fashionable style, a furry smile,
the ladies would drown in their drool.

Oh I wish I could grow a mustache,
so that people could think me a man.
I would work on a farm, have a rugged charm,
and probably drive a white van.

I wish I could form a mustache,
maybe people would think I was snappy.
I would keep it in trim, I would go to the gym,
with some hair on my lip, I’d be happy.

How I long, and long, for a mustache,
so people could think I was smart.
I would hypothesise, that a mustache is wise,
and then show my results, in a chart.

I wish I could own a mustache,
so that people could think me their friend.
With a jolly old tash, I would sure be a smash,
and a man on which you could depend.

But alas, I cannot grow a mustache,
my face is unfavourably bare.
And now I have disclosed, that my lip is exposed,
‘til I can, a fake mustache, I wear.
-Jason Longwell